"i met this lady in hollywood, she had green hair but damn she looked good i took her to my house cause she was fine, but she wooped out a dick that was bigger than mine."
I have been thinkin about this all day. does that mean shes a herms or a tranny? haha im confused
Yeah, I know the whole smoking weed and fucking alot of chicks, but I don't get some other things. Can someone explain the lyrics to me? For just one example, what's the colt 45 and two zigzags about? thanks
Ok well.. i wanted to find out what the ablum name to thing song was and then i realized there was two so on itunes. So i plyed them both and Colt 45 is different and Crazy Rap is the ones that i want but when i look anywhere else they are the same song? Which is actuually the one that has these lyrics?
Wait a minute man
Hey check this out man (tell it)
There was this blind man right, (this fool right here)(man check it, hey)
There was this blind man right(hey)
He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right (yeah), hey
He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin' (fish market?)
He stopped he took a deep breath he said
"Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies"
You like that shit man (that was pretty good)
Hey man I got a gang of that shit man
I tell you what my man on the guitar,
Hey fool on the drums.
Everyone just gather around the mic I'll tell you all these mutha fuckin' jokes but first imma start off like that, hey help me sing it homeboy (C'mon!)
Say Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burns we can take our turn singing them dirty rap songs Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
So roll, roll, roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' on ragged rims
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadilac Coupe Deville
If my tapes and my cds just don't sell i bet my (caddy) cabby will.
Well it was just sundown in small white town
They call it East Side Palmdale (well)
When the Afroman walked through the white land
Houses went up for sale (hell)
Well I was standing on the corner sellin' rap CDs
When i met a little girl name Jan
I let her ride in my caddy cause I didnt know her daddy was the leader of The Ku (klux)Kluck Klan
We fucked on the bed
Fucked on the floor
Fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro
Then I fucked to the left
Fucked to the right
She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white
I thought to myself sheeba-sheeba
Got my ass lookin' like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my way
When her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
And so I ran, I jumped out the back window
But her daddy he was waitin' with a two-by-four
Oh he beat me to the left
He beat me to the right
The mother fucker wooped my ass all night
But i aint mad at a prejudice dad
That's the best damn pussy I ever had
I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
I'm gonna fuck that bitch just one more time
[CHORUS]
Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby that's all we need
We can go to the park, after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' on dayton rims
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Coupe Deville
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my Cabby will
I met this lady in Hollywood
She had green hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my house 'cause she was fine
But she whupped out a dick that was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan
Never made love with an African
I fucked her once
I fucked her twice
I ate that pussy like shrimp-fried rice
Don't be amazed at stories I tell ya
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too
So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo
See I met this woman from Hawaii
Stuck it in her ass and she said aaiiiii
Lips where breakfast
Pussy was lunch
Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian punch
Met Colonel Sanders' wife in the state of Kentucky
She said I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me
I came in her mouth it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices
[CHORUS]
Colt 45 and 2 zig-zags baby that's all we need
We can go to the park, after dark
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our turn singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
I met Dolly (pardon) Parton in Tennessee
Her titties were filled with Hennessy
That country music really drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said yes Ms. Daisy
I met this lady in Oklahoma
Put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan
I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch-again
Met a real black girl down in South Carolina
Fucked her til she turned to a white Albina
Fucked this hooker in Iowa
I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl down in Georgia
Came in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
Met this beautiful sexy ho
She just ran across the border of Mexico
Fine young thing said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla
I wanna get married but I cant afford it
I know I'm a cry when she get deported
[CHORUS]
Now its kinda of weird. These lyrics are based on the perspective of a bullet PLEASE give me advice and tips thank you
N**ga manufactured 2 inches in size
We thrusted in the solitude of an internal organ
Young mu****uckers grasp a life of importance
Without care, well to a certain extent
Represent all bi**hes living in a Colt 45.
When young n**gas ride
We observe blood
And we lay in a flood of existence
And persistent we stay steady
We shipped in cartilages at a time
Created with the ability to decease
Ni**az repeat
Actions as they misuse me
No I ain't a single child
In the neighborhood we ain't revalent
Only as I imagine as heaven repents
The ammunition residence
Ok the cuss words i know lol. But besides that just look past that
Lyrics:
chorus:
we don't need no walkie-talkies, nope no walkie talkies, we don't need your coughing when offing the morning coffee, no, we don't need no walkie-talkies, nope no walkie-talkies we just want our hermitry to stay and our coffee to go
and the last shall be, first to immerse in the pass out heat, face in the mud where the moxie melt 'til he woke up drowning in chachkes hell, more in a cave with a torch on the wall than a window arrangement of porcelain dolls on a brand new day, saw what he saw, property owners who crawl to the mall, with a bad toupee and a face like he author the law, pace like he mourning a loss, right hand on a can of worms, left full of gold he will trade for turf, i mean thats o.k., you got to answer to you at the end of the volatile day, but a model of mercy and might? no way, marionette who will clap and obey, dude, look, all that noise? call that flight of the water boys, meet and greet and they all slap five, cheek to cheek when they colonize, and a grown ass man shall abide as he wish, walk that path with a dime and a stick, walk that path with a diamond and wine, walk that path to the firing line, just walk, pay no mind to the new recruit with the play-doh spine, let's be friends from opposite ends, wave to the kid don't hop on the fence, play to the radius far and away, orbit wide don't park in his space, one little martyr who talk in his face make one little weathermen sharpen the blades.
chorus
and the last shall be, first to the curb with the mad cow meat, face in the bars of a regular cell when he woke up high in collectible hell, boom town kid who was taught by the binge that a man who expire with the most shit win, that's warpy american nonsense penned by the rich, not a routine friend in a pinch, still not used to the stench, how it throws off otherwise lucid events, in the case the afraid observe i got a pro-keds box full of layman's terms, it goes hey, peace, pray for the plagued, major relief and capacious rains, but just cuz i don't want to war with you, it don't mean go warm up the barbecue, i'm like pardon you, sawed off limit, my high noon is a quick little minute, i don't wanna spend it sitting with a critic, who simply isn't going to ever really get it, this HQ is alive and alone, no driveway no sign of a home, no dial tone, no line for the phone, no world's tiniest violin song, and i might just lie to them all, lie in the morgue with a deep breath hiding and bored, fighting a smile, highly annoyed, when the timing is right i will rise and record, cal for the monster beats and blockhead got animal drums like he's doctor teeth, it goes red light green light 1 2 3, one large coffee, fuck you, peace.
T-A-K-E-N-O-P-R-I-S-O-N-E-R-S T-A-K-E-N-O-P-R-I-S-O-N-E-R-S T-A-K-E-N-O-P-R-I-S-O-N-E-R-S T-A-K-E-N-O-P-R-I-S-O-N-E-R-S T-A-K-E-N-O-P-R-I-S-O-N-E-R-S
j.d. - i crawled down to the basement when the weather got cold, like a lost lamb returning to the fold, and when the outside world recedes from view, it's just a year's supply of make-up and memories of you, 1967 colt 45, holding back the vampires, keeping me alive, there's an envelope with some cash in it out by the front door, this is what they make you take the medication for
R.A., I already have a few things he may mean. It's far from rambling.
I'm pretty sure it's about modern mainstream America and its consumerism (if that's a word) and how ridiculous it is, while using coffee and coffe vendors as something to base the song around.
It may all be metaphorical though. xp
Yeah lyrics to colt 45 by afroman
I heard this song...the genre is hip-hop/rap and a guy sings. Some of the lyrics are:
We in the club tonight
I won't let her out of my sight
Like cheech and chong
We gonna get drunk tonight
Who wanna come tonight.
Those lyrics are in no real order. They're just random parts of the song I heard but if someone can help me figure out what song it is, that would be great! And you'd get 10 points :)
P.S. It's not Afroman's Colt 45 song!
what does the two zig zags part mean?
its not rap (not afroman's colt 45), and its not country, i think its by a really obscure band
the lyrics I know are;
Your walking the thin line between here and out of control
Don't cry, stop and wonder why, we crossed out like thunder, on the floor or down from the ceiling, it was nice waking up next to you
And you crossed the line between here and out of this world, you blow my mind like a colt 45 every time
I thought it was an Alkaline Trio song but I cant seem to find it
Its a slow song
I usually listen to hardcore music lol, but lately ive been getting into hip hop and ive discovered alot on my own but im trying to make a cd/find mroe hip hop i like. I like hip hop thats really up and fast and not all like slow and all about the lyrics. (just for my playlist anyway, i liek that stuff in my headphones just not in my stereo)
Heres what i have right now:
Colt 45 - Afroman
Still Fly - Big Tymers
Get Crunk - BrokeNCYDE
Low - BrokeNCYDE
Turn Off the Lights - Hollywood Undead (already have swan songs dont recommend anymore HU =P)
737 - Jiggalo
Lollipop - Lil Wayne
Paper Planes - MIA
Ghost Ride it - Mistah Fab
Swing - Savage
Whatever You Like - T.I
Im not your boyfriend baby - 3oh!3
Richman - 3oh!3
Holler Till you pass out - 3oh!3
Ayo Technology - 50 Cent/ Justin Timberlake.
I need about 5 more songs, anyone got some ideas? throw in everything i got plenty of time to listen to new stuff and i like hearing more even if i dont want it on the cd!
What are songs with topics related to drug use?
Like t9X by Tech N9ne and Colt 45 by Afroman.
Another others??
i got brand new khakis on my ass, colt 45 in my glass. tried google it but didnt work please help
i wrote a bunch of lyrics (4 long verses) and i'm thinking of recording... i'll post the lyrics and show where i need the hook/ chorus... any ideas are welcome
(hook)
Early in the morning alarms ringing
Singing is the first thing I hear
Wake up and get ready for the day
Clouds are Grey im left in dismay
What a horrible day here in BK USA
Go to work same old shit
The world gives you nothing you have to take it
On my way back I have the same old thoughts racing through my head
Why dona��t I quit, split and spit my rhymes
Chase my dreams and try to get signed
Ia��m so caught up in my thoughts
That when the bus stops
I forget to get off I go to far
Its bizarre how it happens everyday
Now I have to walk all this way
I get time to think about my lifea��
Maybe how I would have turned out if my father would have stayed
I would be playing ball and getting paid
But that didna��t happen, he left my life, and his wife without a good-bye
I remember that daya��
all my mom did was crya��even a tear fell down my out of my eye
I remember at school I always denied that my father left
When someone would ask me Ia��d simply reply
a�?he went on a business trip to Hawaiia�?
Then I remember the day he died
We got a letter and inside it said
He was drunk driving in his ride
When suddenly two cars collideda��
Then I decided that wouldna��t be my life
Ia��d be there for my son all my life
Ia��d do my best to provide for him all he needs
I would make sure he follows his dreams
Id give him the encourgement that he needs
To succeed in society today in the US of A
But them I remember what was good about my father
How he taught me useful lessons in life
Like how to hold my own in a fight
He taught me if they dona��t give respect you have to take it
Nothing ever comes free in this society.
I arrive home and my head isna��t clear
I put a on my headphones and I disappear
I put away all my problems... I go out with some friends
When I get back the clock reads 1:10a��
I go to sleep and awake the next day wondering where my mind will take me today
(chorus)
Ever since big and pac got shot raps been declinin
Shining, driving, pimping and fine dinning
All I ever hear is how much money they got
How they say they got shot and how biga��s their yacht
Everyone forgot how rap used to be lyrical
It didna��t used to be bad influence to black society
It used to have propriety but now all it is
Young niggas milking it for all the cash that they can
Damn why cant it be where it all began
Getting your voice heard inspiring other brothers
To shoot for the sky
a�?Aim for the stars, if you miss youll land in the cloudsa�?
my mother always told me that and kept reminding me
how MJ got cut from a team but rebounded
he put his heart into and he found his spirit inside
which pushed him to be the greatest alive
he aimed for the stars and now he thrives
why cant we revive all the positive messages rap
instead all we hear is a�?in straped lets go sell some cracka�?
I see what it inspires kids to do today.
I see it everyday walking around BK
Kids join gangs and get into some trouble
Then they work at Micky Da��s and repeat the cycle
Instead of working hard to achieve like micheal
Im sick and tired of ringtone rappers
They destroy the path that was paved with their lives
Pac, big, Jam Master jay they all turn away in dismay
When crank that became the number 1 song in the nation
It gets played at all the radio stations the frustration
Thata��s its creation causes me want to quit my job
Take a vacation in celebration of leaving I head to my
Destination but when I return to my occpation I come back
Wit the celebration its not number 1a�� I turn on the radio and
What do I hear? Some stupid ass nigga yelling in my ear
a�?get silly, get sillya�?
(chorus)
I may not be the illest rapper new yorks ever seen
I am still unseen by my style is so serene
Maybe one day Ia��ll get my chance to advance and enhance my finance
I have the glance in my eye of a tiger before the kill
You know the one that gives you a chill down the back of your spine
Like the malign look you get from my nine
The one right before you get laid in a box of pine
Growing up in the hood starts you a step back
You have to gain street knowledge to get on track
You can tell by looking in the their eyes
The ones who are wild and the ones who tell lies
They try to disguise themselves with bling and swearing
You cant always believe what they say
I grew up living the lives they try to portray
Everyday was a struggle to try to stay alive
you have to contrive a way to for you thrive
I found my strength playing ball on the block
I got respect without using a glock
But I am in shock every time I take a walk
I see kids growing up acting cool by selling crack
Being taught if someone shoots at you shoot back
If I lived that way my mother would smack me in the back
(chorus)
Have you ever had a close friend transcend, up into heaven
Mine was shot on November 11th
Words cana��t describe the feelings I had inside
When they opened up fire with their Colt .45a��s
A million different things, blinded my mind
But malign evil took over my brain
Let me explain what went that day
First I wanted to throw him out of a plane but I thought
He would suffer more if I cut out his veins
At least then I would get to see him stuggle I pain
Next I thought I should hang him with a chain,
Ia��d let him hang out in the rain to entertain the evil that was in my brain
Before I could get to him they had driven away
I guess today god planned him diea��.
We tried to drive him to hospital to save his life
I couldna��t understand why God would take this man from his mothers hand
I sat in the hospital until 3:05
thata��s when the doctor brought the news that he had died
My crew took an oath that we would find the man responsible
And show him what he did to the this family of the man he killed
But In my neighborhood you learn to forget and move on
You never know if youa��ll be the next one gone
Now he lives with the devil in his soul
Stalking him everywhere he goes
But he made the choice when he chose to squeeze
Now he is the one praying on his knees
(chorus)
yes i realize is is very long
beat is the speed of immortal technique's dance with the devil...
ok that sounds good actually... that will be between verse 3 and 4 but i still need a chorus/hook... i dont think it works for the entire song
i might just split it in two but im having a bit of trouble thinking of a good hook/chorus
how are these
(Hook)
Although I have problems and my lifea��s far from fine
I thank you god for allowing me to shine
(Chorus)
Im a product of Brooklyn far from a crook
I always thought I was a lot smarter than I look
Your streets taught me everything I know
and I thank you for showing me the way to go
if you are going to criticize it make it constructive
Have you ever had a close friend transcend, up into heaven
Mine was shot on November 11th
Words cana��t describe the feelings I had inside
When they opened up fire with their Colt .45a��s
A million different things, blinded my mind
But malign evil took over my brain
Let me explain what went that day
First I wanted to throw him out of a plane but I thought
He would suffer more if I cut out his veins
At least then I would get to see him stuggle in pain
Next I thought I should hang him with a chain,
Ia��d let him hang out in the rain to entertain the evil that was in my brain
Before I could get to him they had driven away
I guess today god planned him diea��.
We tried to drive him to hospital to save his life
I couldna��t understand why God would take this man from his mothers hand
I sat in the hospital until 3:05
thata��s when the doctor brought the news that he had died
My crew took an oath that we would find the man responsible
And show him what he did to the this family of the man he killed
But In my neighborhood you learn to forget and move on
You never know if youa��ll be the next one gone
Now he lives with the devil in his soul
Stalking him everywhere he goes
But he made the choice when he chose to squeeze
Now he is the one praying on his knees
couple typo's sorry im not a very good typist
if you are going to criticize it make it constructive
Have you ever had a close friend transcend, up into heaven
Mine was shot on November 11th
Words cana��t describe the feelings I had inside
When they opened up fire with their Colt .45a��s
A million different things, blinded my mind
But malign evil took over my brain
Let me explain what went that day
First I wanted to throw him out of a plane but I thought
He would suffer more if I cut out his veins
At least then I would get to see him stuggle in pain
Next I thought I should hang him with a chain,
Ia��d let him hang out in the rain to entertain the evil that was in my brain
Before I could get to him they had driven away
I guess today god planned him diea��.
We tried to drive him to hospital to save his life
I couldna��t understand why God would take this man from his mothers hand
I sat in the hospital until 3:05
thata��s when the doctor brought the news that he had died
My crew took an oath that we would find the man responsible
And show him what he did to the this family of the man he killed
But In my neighborhood you learn to forget and move on
You never know if youa��ll be the next one gone
Now he lives with the devil in his soul
Stalking him everywhere he goes
But he made the choice when he chose to squeeze
Now he is the one praying on his knees
couple typo's sorry im not a very good typist
omfg afro man is insane!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the beginning of colt 45, he says
There was this blind man right, (this fool right here)(man check it, hey)
There was this blind man right(hey)
He was feelin' his way down the street with a stick right (yeah), hey
He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin' (fish market?)
He stopped he took a deep breath he said
"Snfffffff, woooo good morning ladies"
Explain?
IN health we have to do a media project on how music can infulence us. I know colt 45 is really bad, but I'm gonna bring in that song. If I just play the chorus then it should be fine. The lyrics of the chorus are:
Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, after dark,
Smoke that tumbleweed
As the marijuana burn we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong
And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
I know they r talking about marijuana, but is that the only drug they r talking about?
and we also have to say what the song is portraying, so I think its saying that its fun to go out and smoke and get high? Is that what it means? Thanx bunches!!!!!!!
a�?jEsSiCaa�?
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Feeling high as hell flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' on dayton rims
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac coupe Deville
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my caddy will
sorry thats the rest of the lyrics I forgot to put them on here!
okay it has some lyrics in it about a girl from hawaii
and a girl from japan that, if you know afroman, it is inappropriate to type down
its not colt 45 cuz thats a total different song
and he talks about rolling a joint to the right then to the left and i cant continue because of graphic lyrics
the rap song, it goes like
"i saw a girl with green hair and she was fine, but when i took her back to my place she had a !!!! bigger than mine..... so roll, roll, roll, that......"
something like that
?
its a funny song
name the lyrics
it goes like this but idk the whole song: "colt 45, 2 zig zag, baby thats all we need. go to the park after dark, smoke that tumble weed."
the chores goes like this:
colt 45 and 2 zig zags baby thats all we need we can go to the park past the dark smoke that tumble weed and as the marijuana burns we can take our turns singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong like cheech and chong sell tapes from here to hong cong so roll, roll, roll my joint pick out the seeds and stems feeling high as hell flying through palm dale skatin on daton rims so roll, roll, roll the 83 cadilac coup deviel if my tapes and my CD's just don't sell i bet my caddy wii.
colt 45 but the edited one by afroman
By Afroman
I work at a restaurant and the cooks in the back always listen to this spanish song and all the people that work with me think its the funniest song ever. these are some of the lyrics,
the chorus is like "21 horses and 500 men"
and the only other lyric i know is "give me a colt 45 to the head"
heres the lyrics to one: Colt 45 2 zig zags Baby thats all We need We CAN go to THE park after dark smoke that tumble weed ...
next is (if ican remember): One one side Peanut butter on the other side jelly...(sumthin like that i think)
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